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Tuesday 16 September 2014

Human Centipede 2 ; The Revenge of the Arseholes.

...Or so it should be called.

I'm not going to make this a long post, because I simply think the film isn't really worth it. It's a good film for those types of people that just want to watch something that will make them look 'hardc0re' in front of their easily terrified friends, but for us Horror/Exploitation/Fucked up film fans, it really is just a bad insight into what more established movie distributors think of these genres.

It seems like the whole basis for the film was to make more money off of the back of HC1, which in my opinion had much more story to it in 5 minutes than this film did in its entirety. It was a great assumption, as it made more money than the first and allowed every day people to pretend that they were heavily submerged into 'disturbing' cinema scene.

The one part I really got infuriated by, which I'm sure no one else cares about, was the part where the main character (who is so dull (obviously intended) I can't remember his name) gave each of the 'centipede' an injection of laxative so that he could see them defecate. Now, the film is shot all the way through in black and white (because colour is waaaayy to conformist now a days) yet when you see the explosion of excrement, it is IN COLOUR! WHY?! Why make the already 'disgusting' thing in colour? It doesn't make it any more gross or make the viewer want to hurl up their internal organs any more than they may already wish to do! It just seemed like such a stupid thing to do, almost like they needed to add in that extra exhibition of technical expertise (thank you iMovie) in order for the viewer to know that this film was the shit (no pun intended.... okay, it was!).


You said it Kermy. 

Anyway, see it if you must, just like I did. However, don't expect it to move you in any way. Just allow it to dwindle your time alive even further for a bit.

Until next time
Jessiefer.

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